Basic Brain Food Subscription Plan

This plan is for the faint of heart. It's for those who want the absolute minimum of brain food without breaking the bank.

For the low, low price of $0.00, you get:

• One serving of plain toast
• One glass of tap water
• One free thought

That's it. That's all you get. If you want more, you have to upgrade.

Standard Brain Food: because you clearly need more than toast. Premium Brain Food: because your taste buds deserve better.