Theta Waves, Dude!

Theta waves, man. You're really getting into the zone. Your brain is like a super-powered, ninja sword-fighting machine.

But wait, there's more! With theta waves, you can also:

• Alpha Waves: Because who needs focus, anyway?
• Delta Waves: For when you just wanna sleep, dude.
• Sigma Waves: For the mathemagicians.