FAQs for the Telekinesis-Induced Brain Wave Enthusiast

Q: Can I use my newfound brain wave abilities for evil?

A: Don't be a menace! While it's tempting, we strongly advise against using your telekinesis for nefarious activities. Our community is about harmony and mental acrobatics, not world domination.

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Q: How often should I exercise my brain waves?

A: We recommend daily mental calisthenics! Regular exercise will help you build mental strength, focus, and possibly even levitate objects with your mind. Try our recommended 10-minute brain wave workout:

1. Close your eyes and concentrate on a single point.
2. Hold that point with your mind for exactly 5 seconds.
3. Repeat for 10 minutes, taking breaks only to grab a snack.

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Q: Can I use my telekinesis to move objects that are too heavy?

A: Sorry, no heavy-lifting allowed! While your brain waves are strong, they are not yet strong enough to move massive objects. Try our 'Telekinetic Yoga' class to gradually build your strength:

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