FAQ: Eating Brain Fertilizer
Q: Is eating brain fertilizer safe?
A: Only if you're a worm.
Q: Can I eat too much brain fertilizer and overdose?
A: No, but you might experience a severe case of "Fertilizer Flu." Symptoms include: excessive burping, spontaneous combustion of nearby plants, and an intense urge to watch grass grow.
Q: Can I use brain fertilizer as a hair conditioner?
A: No. That would be a bad idea. Your hair would probably turn a lovely shade of brown.