Brain Fertilizer Pricing

Pricing for the Most Efficiently Efficient Brain in the Buisness

Our pricing is as follows:

Basic Brain Fertilization: $19.99/month (includes 1 hour of mental gymnastics)
Pro Brain Fertilization: $49.99/month (includes 3 hours of mental gymnastics, plus 1 hour of guided meditation)
Enterprise Brain Fertilization: $99.99/month (includes 5 hours of mental gymnastics, 2 hours of guided meditation, and unlimited access to our team of certified brain experts)

We also offer a variety of packages for special occasions, such as:

Brain Fertilizer Gift Package: $99.99 (includes 1 hour of mental gymnastics and a complimentary "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt)
Brain Fertilizer Party Package: $199.99 (includes 3 hours of mental gymnastics, guided meditation, and a "Brain Fertilizer" banner for your event)

Want to upgrade or downgrade your plan? Click here to contact our support team.

Or, if you're feeling extra generous, consider donating to the Brain Fertilizer Foundation.