Retro-Brutalist Support

Because Your Website Needs a Little Bit of Brain Fertilizer

We're here to help you with all your web development needs, but first, let's take a trip down memory lane:

Common Issues:

• My website looks like a mess!
• My code is full of errors!
• I just can't get this one thing to work!

Don't worry, friend! We've got just the thing for you:

Our Support Options:

• Get a full system reboot ( Warning: This will delete all your progress, but hey, it's for the best, right?)
• Let us rewire your code (We'll add some fancy new features, but don't worry, it's still going to be a mess)
• Let us rebuild your website from scratch (Because who needs experience, anyway?)

Or, if you'd rather not, you can always try to fix it yourself:

Self-Help Options:

• Read our comprehensive user manual (It's like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with more errors)
• Do some research on the internet (Good luck with that)
• Just give up and call a friend (We hear adulting is hard)

Hope this helps, or at least gives you some good material for your next comedy set.

Best,

Retro-Brutalist Support Team

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