Brain Fertilizer Syndrome is a condition where your brain becomes a mushy mess of thoughts, ideas, and cat videos.
Causes: Eating too much cheese, excessive use of TikTok, or simply being a teenager.
You find yourself screaming 'TACO TUESDAY!' at random intervals, much to the dismay of those around you.
Causes: Unstable brain chemistry, or possibly just really liking tacos.
You spend hours on YouTube watching cat videos, even when there are more productive things to do.
Causes: Brain Fertilizer Syndrome, or simply being a cat person.
Consult a doctor or a trusted friend, they might be able to sort out your brain's problems.
Side effects: Mild to severe embarrassment, depending on the severity of the syndrome.
Engage in an activity that stimulates your brain, like reading, coding, or knitting.
Side effects: Reduced brain fog, increased productivity, and possibly a few decent sweaters.