Clarke's Chronological Disorder

Symptoms:

• Recurring instances of temporal displacement, resulting in repeated conversations with yourself.
• Increased reliance on sticky notes and whiteboards to keep track of events.
• Frequent confusion between past and future events, often resulting in unexpected reunions with people from your past.

Don't worry; these symptoms are completely normal. It's just the Clarke's Chronological Disorder Diagnostic Test to help you determine the extent of your affliction.

Treatment Options:

• Therapy sessions with a specialist who understands the intricacies of temporal displacement.
• Implementing a organization system to keep track of your thoughts and events.
• Joining support group meetings with fellow sufferers.