The Unhinged Rules of the Brainwave Tuning Clan

Rule 1: Brainwave Overload

You must, at all times, be in a state of mental overload, where your brain is constantly buzzing with ideas.

Read the Overload Protocol

Rule 2: Unconventional Communication

Clan members must communicate solely through a series of awkward, nonverbal gestures.

Study the Gestures Manual

Rule 3: Brainwave Brawling

Engaging in mental combat with other clan members is not only allowed, but encouraged.

Read the Brawling Regulations

Rule 4: Unorthodox Sustenance

Clan members must consume an unbalanced diet of only energy drinks, pizza, and Cheetos.

Consult the Sustenance Chart

Rule 5: Unrelenting Chaos

The clan's headquarters is a war zone. Prepare for destruction.

Learn to survive in the Chaos Zone