About Us
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals who have dedicated our lives to the art of serving the world's most discerning users with the most mediocre web content possible.
Our team of experts includes:
- Baron Von Bland, CEO and Chief Nonsense Generator
- Dr. Emily Epsilon, Chief Scientist and Expert in the Field of Mildly Interesting Things
- Bob "The Webmaster" McGee, Web Developer and Master of the Obvious
We're based in the bustling metropolis of Nowheresville, USA, where the sun always shines bright and our Wi-Fi is always free.
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Our Mission Statement
To serve the world with a healthy dose of apathy and disinterest, one webpage at a time.