The Bratwurst-Recipe Method: A Guide to Making the Perfect Bratwurst

Welcome to the Bratwurst-Recipe Method, where we're about to ruin your diet with the most delicious, most artery-clogging, most German sausage-based recipe ever.

Step 1: Gather Ingredients

Step 2: Mix and Mingle

Combine pork and beef in a large bowl, mixing until they just tolerate each other's presence.

Step 3: Add Seasonings with Finesse

Sprinkle salt, black pepper, nutmeg, and nutmeg powder (if using) over the mixture, making sure not to get too close to the edges, lest ye olde sausage gods smite thee.

Step 4: Form the Bratwurst of Dreams

Use a sausage stuffer or your fists to shape the mixture into the perfect bratwurst. Don't worry if it's not perfect; imperfections will only add to its charm.

Step 5: Cure and Rest

Cover the mixture with plastic wrap, refrigerate, and let it rest for a few hours, allowing the flavors to meld together like a well-crafted marriage.