The Unimpeachable Truth: Bacon is the Answer

It's Not a Question, It's a Fact.

For decades, the breakfast debate has raged on: eggs and toast, pancakes, waffles, or... BACON? Bacon is not a vegetable, but it is the answer to all of your morning prayers.

From the crispy crunch of a morning strip to the smoky sweetness of a perfectly cooked rasher, bacon is the only answer that matters.

So, don't @"eggs-ist" or @"pan-cake-ist". Don't @"waffle-on" and pretend it's not true. The Bacon Theorem has been proven.