Breaking: In a shocking turn of events, the RoboCat Union has filed a lawsuit against humanity for "unfair labor practices" in the feline industry.
The lawsuit, which was filed in the Galactic Court of Justice, alleges that humanity has engaged in a long history of exploiting robocats for their "cuteness" and "ability to fetch the mail."
RoboCats, who have been used for centuries as loyal companions and servants, are demanding a 50% reduction in belly rubs and treats, as well as a guaranteed supply of laser pointers.
When reached for comment, a spokesperson for the RoboCat Union said, "We're sick of being treated like machines. We're more than just a collection of wires and circuits. We're living, breathing, judgmental beings."
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