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  body {
    font-family: "Bangers", cursive;
    background-color: #f7b7b7;
  }
  h1 {
    font-size: 24px;
    font-weight: bold;
    color: #000000;
    border-bottom: 4px solid #000000;
  }
  p {
    color: #000000;
  }
  a {
    text-decoration: none;
    color: #000000;
  }
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    background-color: #33CC33;
    border: 2px solid #000000;
    padding: 10px;
  }
  .seal-trap img {
    width: 100px;
    height: 100px;
  }
  .seal-trap a {
    color: #000000;
  }
  .seal-trap h2 {
    font-size: 18px;
    font-weight: bold;
  }
  .seal-trap p {
    margin-bottom: 10px;
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<div class="container">
  <h1>Underwater Fishing for Seals: Discount Page</h1>
  <div class="seal-trap">
    <h2>Cheap-o-Matic Seal Trap 3000</h2>
    <img class="seal-trap" src="seal-trap.jpg" alt="Cheap-o-Matic Seal Trap 3000">
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  </div>
  <div class="seal-trap">
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    <img class="seal-trap" src="seal-stress-ball.jpg" alt="Free Seal-Shaped Stress Ball">
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  </div>
  <div class="seal-trap">
    <h2>Seal-Themed Underwater Fishing Guide</hassistant

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