Breaking News: Seal Traps Galore!

Get ready for some serious blubber-hoarding action! We've got the scoop on the latest and greatest in seal trap designs.

Seal Trap of the Month: The "Seal-ly-Devourer"!

This behemoth of a trap is designed to catch seals with ease. Its massive jaws will snap shut faster than you can say "seal puns"!