Breaking News: Underwater Fishing for Seals

Seals have gone rogue! They're abandoning their natural habitats, and taking our fish sticks with them. We've got exclusive footage of a seal trying to "steal" a fish stick right from under our noses!

Seal with Fish Stick

But wait! There's more! Our intrepid reporter, Bob, has managed to get an interview with one of the seals' top "Fish-Stick Heist" planners.

Read the exclusive interview with the Seal Mastermind behind the Fish-Stick Heist

Also, be sure to check out our Underwater Security Tips to learn how to protect your fish sticks from these thieving sea mammals!