In a shocking turn of events, a seal has been spotted using a fish stick to navigate the ocean currents. Eyewitnesses claim the seal, named 'Finley', is seen effortlessly gliding through the waves with the stick's help.
We go live to our correspondent in the field, Sealbert:
"I was out there, just chillin' on the beach, when I saw Finley do the unthinkable. I mean, who needs flippers when you've got a fish stick?"
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.