You have stumbled upon the Break Room, a place where the fabric of reality is woven with the threads of despair and desperation.
Here, the coffee machines dispense only disappointment, the vending machines only spit out stale air, and the chairs are designed to slowly drive you mad.
But don't worry, it's not all bad! You can still enjoy the soothing sounds of our ambient white noise generator, or try your luck at our "Will it ever end?" countdown timer.