Are you tired of being stuck in a toxic relationship? Do you find yourself wondering how to extract yourself from a love that's more like a hostage situation? Look no further! Our team of expert break-up consultants have crafted the following strategies to help you navigate the treacherous waters of separation.
Send a text at 3 AM, when your ex is least expecting it. The surprise and confusion will be a good starting point for the rest of your break-up process.
Learn MorePick up some plants, any plants, and pretend they're a family of mischievous, plant-based spies who have infiltrated your ex's life. When they ask what's going on, feign concern and pretend the plants are the ones in trouble.
Learn MoreHold a fake funeral for your ex's favorite item or possession. This will serve as a poignant reminder of the emotional baggage you've left behind, and will give them a chance to grieve the loss of your shared life.
Learn MoreDisclaimer: Our strategies are not responsible for any emotional trauma or lasting damage. Use at your own risk.