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Bottling Blitz: A Guide to the Most Aggressive Bottling Method

Bottling Blitz is a technique that requires precision, focus, and a strong stomach. It involves rapidly switching between 17 different types of beer bottles, all while maintaining a 90-degree angle of attack.

Step 1: Gather 17 bottles of different shapes and sizes.

Step 2: Place the bottles on a rotating platform, spinning at 360 degrees per second.

Step 3: Engage the Bottling Blitz mode.

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(Note: Step 4 is a bit fuzzy. Just pretend it's like that one time you accidentally dropped your favorite bottle of beer on the floor.)

And that's it! With Bottling Blitz, you'll have 17 bottles of beer ready in under 10 minutes. Guaranteed!

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Disclaimer: Do not attempt Bottling Blitz unless you have 4 arms, 2 hands, and 17 spare bottles of beer.

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