Brews of Doom Safety Precautions

Warning: Do not attempt to brew without reading this.

1. Do not drink and brew. We repeat: Do not drink and brew. You will be consumed by the very thing you are trying to create.

2. Wear protective eyewear. We recommend safety goggles for maximum comfort and protection.

3. Keep a fire extinguisher nearby. Just in case things get out of hand... or should we say, out of foam?

4. Do not brew near an open flame. Unless you're a Flammable McFlamerson, in which case we're not sure what to say.

By proceeding, you acknowledge that you are aware of and will follow these safety precautions.

Or, you know, just don't.

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