Brews of Doom: Safety Precautions

Warning: The brews served here may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion-related injuries, or spontaneous combustion-related fatalities.

• Do not attempt to drink the brews.
• Do not attempt to touch the brews.
• Do not attempt to look at the brews.
• What happens next?

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable screaming
• Loss of motor function
• Loss of sanity

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