It's said that the perfect cup of coffee requires 7,000 hours of meditation, 3,000 hours of yoga, and 2,000 gallons of pure, unadulterated, Himalayan spring water.
But we're here to tell you that it's not that complicated.
We'll guide you through the sacred rituals of the world's most discerning coffee connoisseurs:
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our:
Ghost-in-the-Machine brewing method. It's like regular coffee, but with more existential dread.