Located in the heart of Nowheresville, our shop has been serving up the perfect blend of coffee and existential dread since 1923.
Don't forget to try our special: The Anxiety Fuel
We've been around for almost a century, and in that time, we've seen it all: the Great Depression, the Roaring Twenties, and the occasional visit from a particularly grumpy neighbor.
But through it all, we've kept serving up the good stuff: over 300 varieties of coffee, each one a reflection of our commitment to excellence and our utter lack of taste.
Learn more about our storied past, and see what we've won, if you can call them "wins."