As the structural integrity of the bridge continues to degrade, the city council has been called in for an emergency inspection.
Structural engineers are scrambling to determine the cause of the damage, but early signs point to a combination of excessive tolls and poor maintenance.
The bridge's support beams are showing signs of significant stress, with several sections displaying alarming levels of sagging.
A team of experts has been assembled to conduct a thorough inspection, but their findings are expected to be grim.
In the interest of public safety, the city council recommends avoiding the bridge until further notice.
However, if you're feeling adventurous, you can still cross the bridge at your own risk.
But don't say we didn't warn you...