Our bridge opens at 06:00 AM sharp, and stays open until the last patron leaves. Yes, you heard that right. We're talkin' 24/7.
We have a special 'Bridge Latecomer' program, where you can get a 20% discount if you arrive between 06:00 and 06:30 AM. Don't be that person, though.
Please, for the love of all things sane, do not wear your Birkenstock in the bridge. It's just not cool.
We're not saying it's a rule, but if you see someone with a beard longer than 10 inches, it's probably our bridge troll.
No, you cannot ride your unicycle on the bridge. That's just not a thing. We have a zero-tolerance policy on unicycles.
Also, please note that our bridge has a strict no-whistling policy. We're not made of money, you know.