For the love of all things structural, please do not cross without reading this.
Maximum Load: 5000 kg of confused pedestrians
Minimum Span: 100m of questionable design decisions
Material: Steel, reinforced with despair and regret
Height: 50m of unnecessary complexity
Width: 10m of poorly lit corridors
Depth: 5m of bureaucratic red tape
Bridge Type: Art Deco, with a hint of Postmodern
Architectural Style: Deconstructivist, with a dash of Brutalist flair
Opening Date: Never, because who needs bridges?