Schedule of Utter Uselessness

Today's Agenda

9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Procrastination

Do absolutely nothing. Sit in a corner and stare at the wall.

10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Napping

Take a three-hour nap. Don't worry about eating, drinking, or personal hygiene.

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break

Order 20 burgers. Eat 10 of them. Then take another nap.

1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Video Games

Spend two hours playing "Angry Birds". Set high score. Get angry.

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