The Brie-ocalypse: A Tale of Cheesy Despair
It began innocently enough. A small village, nestled in the rolling hills of the countryside. But then, one fateful day, the brie mold took hold.
The once-peaceful residents of our fair hamlet found themselves trapped in an existential crisis, their lives forever changed by the pungent allure of the creamy, white fungus.
And so, the Brie-ocalypse began. A time of great cheese-filled despair.
Causes of the Brie-ocalypse:
- The introduction of the first brie mold spores to our fair village.
- The lack of sufficient ventilation in the local fromagerie.
- The over-reliance on artisanal, small-batch brie production methods.
Effects of the Brie-ocalypse:
- The village was reduced to a mere shadow of its former self, as the citizens became increasingly enthralled with the brie.
- The once-clear streams and rivers were now choked with the creamy, white detritus of the brie mold.
- The village elder was last seen attempting to communicate with the brie, in a desperate bid to understand its will.
Will the village ever recover from the Brie-ocalypse? Only time will tell.
But for now, the brie continues to spread, its influence far-reaching and insidious.