Welcome, Brigadiers, to the esteemed Defensive Procedures department. This is where we teach you how to cover your tracks, leaving no digital footprint behind. Our expert instructors will guide you through the art of deleting browser history, encrypting your IP address, and crafting believable cover stories for that one weird Tuesday afternoon when you accidentally clicked on 17 tabs at once.
Learn how to delete your browser history without leaving a trail of cat videos
Discover the art of encrypting your IP address, because who needs to be found?
Craft the perfect cover story for that one time you accidentally ordered 12 pizzas online
Get expert tips on covering your tracks, because your mom still checks your browser history
Learn how to track down those who are trying to track you down
Join our Track and Sweep team, because someone has to clean up after you