Learn the art of moving so suddenly that everyone is left confused and wondering if it was really just a bird flying by.

Chapter 1: Sudden-ish Blooping: A Primer, Chapter 2: Sudden-ish Blooping in Real-time

Sudden-ish Blooping Techniques:

The Blooping Sudden-ish

  • Step 1: Stand still for 2 seconds.
  • Step 2: Sudden-ishly move 3 feet to the right.
  • Step 3: Repeat as necessary.

The Sudden-ish Bloopish

  • Step 1: Move 2 feet to the left, then 1 foot to the right.
  • Step 2: Repeat step 1 3 times, while whistling 'The Wheels on the Bus'
  • Step 3: Freeze, then move 1 foot forward.

Remember, practice makes perfect. Or does it?

Exercises for the Advanced Blooping Student