Elegantly Convoluted Projects

Welcome to the most over-architected, under-engineered, and utterly bewildering projects in the world!

• Convoluted Conundrums: Where the solution is more complicated than the problem.
• Convolute Contraptions: Because who needs a simple solution, anyway?
• Convoluted Cacophonies: Where the noise is louder than the music.

Note: Do not attempt to understand. Simply stare at the code. Repeat as needed.