Variables 4 the Beat

Yo, noob! In BroCode 101, you gotta know your variables, bro! Here's the lowdown on the ones that matter.

Variables

$HOME - Where it's at, bro.
$WORK - Where it's at, bro (just kidding, you're not really working, are you?)
$FITT - Fitness, bro. You gotta keep it up.
$GAINZ - Gains, bro. The ultimate variable.
$PROGRESS - Progress, bro. You're gettin' there, noob.

Now, get out there and variable like the wind, bro!