Trust us, it's a game-changer. The ladies love a man in plaid.
Plus, it's a great conversation starter: "Hey, what's with the shirt?" "Oh, just a little something I like to call 'Bro-romance'."
It's a surefire way to get into their heart. Just make sure you can actually cook it without burning it to a crisp.
They say the key to a woman's heart is sugar, but we say it's puns. Ditch the flowers and chocolates, and go for a good "grape" joke.
It's a bold move, we know, but trust us, it's a game-changer.
Bonus points if you can get away with wearing it on a 'I'm with Stupid' hat.