Welcome, bros.
This is a manifesto of masculinity. A call to action for the modern man.
Here are the core tenets:
- Be a man of action, not a man of words.
- Shave your face, bro.
- Drink beer, not coffee.
- Watch sports, not rom-coms.
- Take naps, not yoga.
- Use a beard, not a conditioner.
Join us in our quest for masculinity.
Pledge your allegiance to the cause.