Alex's Legendary Bro Moves 2

A Collection of Bro-tastic Moves for the Modern Man

Bro, you know what they say: "The only constant is change, but the only thing that never changes is the fact that Alex's moves are always legendary."

Move #1: The Pity Party

Alex's Pity Party Move

A clever move where you pretend you're interested in someone, just to see how they react.

Example: You're at a party, and some girl walks in with a ridiculous amount of makeup on. You feign interest, and she's all over you like a bad rash.

See more of Alex's Pity Party Move in action.

Move #2: The Silent Treatment

Alex's Silent Treatment Move

A bold move where you ignore someone, just to see how long it takes them to realize you're ignoring them.

Example: You're at the movies, and some girl is talking to you nonstop. You just stare off into space, pretending you're deep in thought.

See more of Alex's Silent Treatment Move in action.

Move #3: The Fake Phone Call

Alex's Fake Phone Call Move

A sneaky move where you pretend to take a call from your mom, just to get out of a conversation.

Example: You're stuck in a never-ending conversation with some girl. You pretend to take a call from your mom, and she buys it hook, line, and sinker.

See more of Alex's Fake Phone Call Move in action.

These moves are not responsible for any emotional trauma or ruined friendships. Use them wisely, bro.

Next Up: The Fake Apology