Bro-romance Cheat Sheet - Step 5: The Ultimate Bro-Code

Step 5: The Ultimate Bro-Code

1. 1. Always wear your finest plaid shirt, even if it's Tuesday.
2. 2. Make sure your beard is at least 10 inches long and perfectly messy.
3. 3. Use the phrase "I'm not a morning person" as a valid excuse for anything.
4. 4. Always have a six-pack in your fridge, stocked with craft beer, pizza, and energy drinks.
5. 5. Never, ever, ever, ever... (just kidding, always) use the phrase "I love you" in a text message.

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