Steve the Savage vs. Dave the Debonair

Two rival suitors vying for the heart of the lovely Sally the Savage, who's as tough as they are beautiful.

Steve, a self-proclaimed savage, is known for his savage skills, including his ability to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.

Dave, on the other hand, is a debonair with a silver tongue and a penchant for poetry.

Steve the Savage

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Dave the Debonair

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But can the credentials of a savage truly compete with the credentials of a debonair?