Steve's Savage Gaming Session

Steve is currently:

Crashing into the wall of a pixelated castle for the 12th time this week.

Crashed into the wall of the castle for the 12th time.
Spent 10 minutes staring at a blank screen, wondering why the game wouldn't load.
Accidentally joined a public chat and yelled "I'M THE KING OF THIS GAME!"

“I'm not a gamer, I'm a warrior. I'm a force of nature.”

— Steve, self-proclaimed King of the Realm