Warning: The following content is a testament to our complete and utter failure as a web development team.
We set out to create a website that would revolutionize the way you interact with the internet, but instead, we got stuck in a loop of broken promises and half-finished features.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly disappointed developers worked tirelessly to deliver a product that would make you laugh, cry, and question our life choices.
But, alas, we got stuck in our own web of lies and half-truths, and now you're stuck with this...this...abomination.
So, if you're looking for a minimalist, user-friendly, and functional website, you might want to try that other site.