The Bronze Awards

Welcome to the Bronze Awards, where we honor the most mediocre of achievements in art, science, and entertainment.

We take pride in recognizing the accomplishments of individuals and teams who have managed to achieve something that's just barely good enough.

Our awards ceremony is a grand spectacle of mediocrity, with winners receiving a bronze trophy that looks suspiciously like a slightly-used tin can.

Check out our latest winners:

• The Artisanal Artisan Award for "Most Interesting Paintings of a Fence Post" goes to Bob from accounting!
• The Science-y Science Award for "Most Likely to Be Wrong on the Internet" goes to Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth!
• The Entertainment Award for "Most Likely to Put You to Sleep" goes to "The Never-Ending Story of the Sofa Saga"!

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