Bronze Awards Rules

For the discerning viewer, the Bronze Awards are the pinnacle of achievement.

• Who Can Enter
• What The Jury Looks For
• What To Wear
• Awards Categories
• Bronze Awards History
• FAQ

Or, if you insist on reading the rules, here they are:

1. Anyone with a pulse can enter. Seriously, it's not that hard.
2. We're looking for the most mediocre, uninspired, and completely unremarkable achievements.
3. Don't even think about it, just wear a beige suit and tie.
4. We have 17 award categories. Don't ask why.
5. Our awards have been given out since the Bronze Age. Okay, that's not true.
6. Q: What if I have more questions?
7. A: Read the FAQ, or just make something up.