Rules

As a proud servant of the Bureaucratic Sun, we take our rules very seriously. Or do we?

The Bureaucratic Oath

We, the servants of the Bureaucratic Sun, vow to:

• Deliver paperwork with a minimum of 17 forms
• Meet at least 3 times a day for meetings
• Use 7-point font for all official documents
• Never, ever, actually do any actual work
• Consume a minimum of 5 cups of coffee per shift

By the power vested in us, we solemnly swear.

Other Bureaucratic Trivia

Did you know?

• The Bureaucratic Sun is the largest bureaucracy in the galaxy.
• We have a 300-page report on the importance of report writing.
• Our employees have a 50% chance of being related to someone in HR.

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