BRONZE TIPS FOR THE MODERN AGE

Tip 1: USE YOUR BRONZE SKILLS

When in a fight, remember to always use your bronze sword. It's like a warm hug for your enemies, but with more stabbing.

Learn more about Bronze Sword Fu.

Tip 2: DON'T OVERUSE YOUR BRONZE PLATING

Too much bronze plating is like too much of a good thing. It's like eating too many cookies, but without the satisfaction of cookies.

Read the definitive guide to Bronze Plating 101.

Tip 3: BE PROFESSIONAL ABOUT YOUR BRONZE

Don't let your bronze get rusty. Keep it polished, keep it clean, and for the love of all things bronze, keep it from getting scratched.

Learn how to clean your bronze like a pro.