Bronze 101 for the Utterly Uninitiated

Step 1: Find an old shoebox. Any old shoebox will do.

Step 2: Fill it with cat hair, rusty gears, and a hint of desperation.

Step 3: Attach a sign that reads: "Bronze 101: Where Dreams go to Die"

And that's it! You're now a bronze master.

Bronze for Idiots - For when you still can't get it right.

Bronze for Pretenders - For when you're just pretending to be a bronze master.

Bronze for Pretenders 2 - For when you're pretending to be a pretender.