The Bronze Weather Vane

A symbol of impending doom, this bronze weather vane sits atop a crumbling spire, pointing to the direction of the impending apocalypse.

Current Conditions:

Wind: 100mph (Slightly gustier than usual)

Rain: 99% Chance (Just in time for your laundry day)

Temperature: 100°F (Just a little too hot for comfort)

Forecast:

• Tomorrow: 100% chance of SURETYO (Sudden, Unrelenting, Rains, Earthquakes, and Total Devastation)
• Next Week: 100% chance of MORE SURETYO

For more information, visit:

• Suretyo Index
• Bronze Weather Vane 101