Bronze: The Unyielding Curse of the Ancients
Are you tired of being ordinary? Do you yearn for a life of untold riches and untimely despair?
We have just the curse for you! Our Bronze Curse is a package deal of problems that will make you the talk of the town, the bane of your enemies, and the bane of your friends.
Side effects may include:
- Spontaneous combustion of your hair
- Uncontrollable rage towards your neighbors
- Irrepressible urge to collect shiny objects