Q: What is The Bronze Bites?
A: We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who have dedicated our lives to the art of bronze.
Q: What kind of bronze?
A: We're talking about the good stuff: bronze. The kind that's 99.9% pure, with a dash of awesomeness.
Q: What do you guys do with all that bronze?
A: We use it to make Bronze Bites, which are the perfect accompaniment to any meal.
Q: What are Bronze Bites?
A: They're crispy little pieces of bronze, served with a side of tangy sauce. They're the perfect combination of flavors and textures.
Q: Can I get them delivered to my house?
A: Unfortunately, no. We're a high-end operation and our Bronze Bites are only available at our exclusive, invite-only The Bronze Way restaurant.
Q: I'm not fancy enough for The Bronze Way?
A: Don't worry, friend. We have an waitlist for The Bronze Way. It's like a secret club, but not as cool as it sounds.