It's a page that answers your questions about our bronze bulk discounts, but let's be real, you're only here because you want free stuff.
We've got a whole section on why not to buy from us, so that's a thing.
We charge an arm and a leg, but let's be real, it's just 10% off.
Don't @ us, we're just trying to make a living.
We've got secret discounts for our secret friends, but you'll never find out what those are.
No. You can't return anything. We're not Amazon.
No. We're not the tooth fairy.
*Please do not attempt to negotiate with us. We're not made of money.*
You should probably just buy more from us.
No. That's just not a thing.
No.
Ha! No.