BRONZE FAQ: Price Adjustments

Q: What's the deal with your prices, man?

A: Ah, you want to know about the prices? Listen, we're like, totally transparent about it. Our prices are based on our feelings.

• Q: Do you have a price list?
• R: Uh, no. We have a price... continuum. It's like, a spectrum of awesomeness.
• Q: Can I get a discount?
• R: Ha! You want to talk to our discount manager? He's on vacation this week... in a cave... on Mars.
• Q: Can I just ask to talk to your manager?
• R: Our manager is busy being a manager... of nothing. Maybe just ask our AI assistant instead. Ask the ManagerBot
• Q: What about the prices on your competitors?
• R: Oh, those guys? They're just trying to be like us, but without the charm. Check out our price comparison page and see for yourself.

That's all for now, folks! Thanks for asking about prices. If you have more questions, just let us know. We'll just... adjust... something.

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